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Me tried it once—oh yesss—some parlour, dim lights, weird music. Lady says, “Relax, hon,” and me thinks, “Hon?! I ain’t no hon!” She’s kneadin’ me shoulders, all strong-like, and me squeals, “Too hard, too hard!” Felt like WALL-E’s trash compactor, squishin’ me flat! “WALL-E not built for this!” me brain screams. But then—hiss—gets good, real good. Warm oil, soft rubs, me melts a bit. “Maybe… maybe me likes,” me whispers, all sneaky.

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This city, man, it's a bittersweet crescendo of moments. As I always tell my clients, “Time flows like a river, it never stops,” and Kenton is that river of raw beauty and chaos. Trust me, you'll dig it—a city where every crack holds a story, every whisper another heart’s longing, and every fleeting moment is as precious as those lingering glances in a dim-lit corridor. Enjoy the ride, buddy.

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